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Joshua "JoJo" Josephs
JoJo here! May I help you? Please leave a message after the beepー CRASH! Ah!!! Sorry! Did I surprise you? Um, I'm currently unavailable!! Please leave me a note and I'll get back to you!! Oh nー [cuts off]
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STUPID ASS PHONES
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND HOLY SHIT
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[The fact that it wasn't supposed to reach Joshua but somebody else isn't that important now, apparently.]
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[ How does he draw that conclusion.
Also Joshua's totally ignoring the fact that he's getting messages from a number he doesn't know, they're total buddies in this. ]
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we have those crazy toilets.
[A+ deflecting here.]
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Oh oh yes, I know about it!
They warm your bums, right? I love them!
So, how about those married ones?
Do they end up divorcing their spouses?
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I regret bringing this up.
I truly do. Fuck.
Yeah, they do. It's necessary or something.
Their spouses don't hold it against them, thankfully.
Otherwise there would be lots of murder cases
[MIGHT AS WELL PLAY ALONG AND MAKE UP STUFF.]
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But why?
You don't like your bums warm?
Oh no! Murder cases?!
But I guess if they're happy, it's okay...
How old are you?
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I'm not. Answering. This.
Why would you care about my ass?
WAIT WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY!?
I'm old enough to have this conversation and I regret it so much...
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Because it's nice to have warm ass?
I like it, too! And it makes you want to sit there for hours... (*´ｪ`*)ﾎﾟｯ
My name's Joshua Josephs! You can call me Jojo!
Wait
WHO ARE YOU????
I don't have your number!!
NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
Why do you regret it?
I think it's a very interesting topic!
Cultural exchange, see!
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If this is so nice then why not buy yourself one and sit on it till you're old and shut up about asses. Your own included, obvs.
Uh, Sakakura Juzo. If that's not your real name then I'm gonna find you anyway and make you pay for making me read about your bums.
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I want one! But they don't sell it here, I've tried asking...
Maybe importing would work? I'm not too sure but my roommate doesn't like me spending too much money.
But he's absolutely right!
Why would I give you someone else's name? I like my name! Plus my parents gave it to me!
Oh? Did I write anything about my bums? I have a mole on my right cheek!
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Really, it doesn't.]
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Your roommate's right, don't spend money on useless shit. Also don't talk to strangers.
AND DON'T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR ASS, YOU ASSHOLE
[Just after pressing send, he comes to a terrifying realization that technically they're not strangers anymore...]
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Everyone starts off a stranger!
And I think asshole isn't a good word to use on people, Juzo-kun!
[ Look at him already starting to be a weeb, trying to use suffix and all. ]
You can call me Jojo!
this is terrible, i'm sorry...(ok i'm not but it's still terrible)
[Okay, that might have been a lie.]
Juzo-kun??? Ugh, whatever.
But seriously, "Jojo"? Why not something more badass like, idk...
"ScarJo". Scars are pretty badass ya know
[Not that Joshua strikes him as the badass type. Okay, maybe the ass part is right, but he's not convinced about the bad part.]
i'm sorry too why are we like this
ScarJo!!!!
Juzo-kun that's really cool!!!!!
You can call me ScarJo, then!!!!
Do you want to be called ScarJuzo???
[ Stop making ass jokes, Juzo... ]
idk but this is so dumb and beautiful
Errrrrrrrrr no, I pass
Just Juzo
[You can't make him stop!!]
i will treasure this CR forever
So so Juzo! Tell me about you!!
Which part of Japan are you from???
[ Ok yeah well no one's gonna stop you from lovin' the ass... jokes. ]
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I'm from Saitama prefecture, it's kinda close to Tokyo.
I bet you know Tokyo at least.
So where are you from? And why the hell you like Japan so much??
[Even pass contained the ass...I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR...]
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I'm originally from Palestine, but I moved out to Australia to further my studies.
And then I went to many other countries too like Canada, US, Brazil, India, China, and oh!
Yeah, my last few years before I moved to Recolle, I was in Japan for four years!
I lived in Tachikawa then!
Why do I like Japan???
Too many reasons! Everything is just so cool and if I were to sum it up with one word, it'll be...
EXOTIC JAPAN "＼(￣＾￣)ﾞ／ﾊｲ!!
I can speak Japanese too!!
[ I'm gonna pretend I'm not judging... ]
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Why couldn't you stay just in one place or something??
Tachikawa...not bad, I guess.
But those are two words not one
[Why so nitpicky, Juzo.]
Can you really...
And if it's that ~*f a n t a s t i c*~ why did you move out in the first place
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Life is all about making changes and trying new things!
Or you will get bored!
Why did you come to Recolle? (o^-^o)
OH MY GOSH! You're right! Then I amend my previous text!
Two words!!!
Well, I guess the working environment did not work well for me...
It's sad because I love the culture and everything, but it's tough working there.
[ For once, a normal human being answer. ]
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Because I couldn't stay in Japan. Let's say it's also about working environment.
Why the heck am I even talking to you
[He's gonna ask himself this question as he responds to another texts...everything is better than paperwork, okay. Even answering awkward questions.]
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I'll be lonely though! [ You haven't even met him... ]
So you had a bad experience too?
I suddenly feel like we'll get along well!
Not that we aren't already doing swell!
Am I using it right? Swell???
I heard some youngsters use it, and I thought it was a cool word!
Hmm... Because you like texting me???
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actually, nevermind that.
Seriously don't answer that.
Kind of. Got away before things got bad.
At least my work sucks a bit less here.
Swell??
If this is doing swell for you...
Do you often talk to strangers like this?
[BUT YOU'RE NO LONGER STRANGERS, JUZO...]
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