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[meshiakh]

Joshua "JoJo" Josephs

JoJo here! May I help you? Please leave a message after the beepー CRASH! Ah!!! Sorry! Did I surprise you? Um, I'm currently unavailable!! Please leave me a note and I'll get back to you!! Oh nー [cuts off]

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3/4; misfire

[outpunch]

Wtf that's not how it works in Japan
Okay, maybe a little when you piss someone off too much. I did this once

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i'm ded

[meshiakh]

????

Doesn't that make all the older generations gay?

Are humans made to be that way?

2/? whoops

[meshiakh]

Or is this a Japan-only theory? Your Japanese????

3/?

[meshiakh]

Your'e

[meshiakh]

Yehovah

5/5 DONE

[meshiakh]

You're

Sorry

this misfire is out of control already I can't believe [1/?]

[outpunch]

Wait what
what's gay about hanging out and doing stupid things with your friends??
That's sick, man...

[2/2]

[outpunch]

[Then, he actually checks the image and]

STUPID ASS PHONES
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND HOLY SHIT

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[The fact that it wasn't supposed to reach Joshua but somebody else isn't that important now, apparently.]

1/2 LAUGHS

[meshiakh]

EXOTIC JAPAN!! You guys can do stuff like that over there???

2/2

[meshiakh]

So is it true that older generations magically become gay in Japan?

[ How does he draw that conclusion.

Also Joshua's totally ignoring the fact that he's getting messages from a number he doesn't know, they're total buddies in this. ]

[outpunch]

Don't you want to learn cool trivia like
we have those crazy toilets.

[A+ deflecting here.]

misfire, 3/4, before the blackout

[daemonized]

[Here comes part of a message, not intended to end up in Joshua's inbox.]

Your short essay on the example provided was lacking. You were also required to submit an outline prior to the essay, which was not attached in your email. I need description outlining each paragraph, which includes, but is not limited to:

1. The Process
2. Case Preparation
3. Settling Differences, if applicable
4. Trial Process (very important)
5. Closing

Please send this before 2 PM today, else I'm afraid your overall grade may suffer without it.

-Professor Izunia

1/?

[meshiakh]

Im in your clas?s???

[meshiakh]

Wait

[meshiakh]

I subfnitted everhting?? I htink

[meshiakh]

[ 5 mins later... ]

I think you got the wrong number

5/5

[meshiakh]

Wait aren't you Ardyn? Izunia? Ardyn?

[daemonized]

[When he's met with a flurry of confused responses, he's not sure... what student in their right mind would do such a thing, with the exception of one that is on the verge of having a stress-induced breakdown. He supposes it wouldn't be the first time.

But glancing over the texts again, he can't help but ask:]

Did you or did you not submit everything? [It's a joke.]

That's correct. Ardyn Izunia. [He doesn't recognize this number.] Your name?

[meshiakh]

I'm Joshua Josephs!

I ruined your hat the other day!

[ That's... not something he should type with such confidence. ]

Your surname is so unique I can't help remembering it.

I think you got the wrong number!

[ Are you not gonna explain to him what your previous messages all about?! ]

ヽ(￣Д￣ヽ)(/￣Д￣)/

[ Joshua. ]

[daemonized]

Ah, Mr. Jojo. I do remember you. How could I forget the name of the man who flattened my poor, innocent hat?

You'll have to forgive me. It seems that messages have been wandering off into other people's phones as of late.

3/12

[mercurio]

hey jojo, are you hiring?

[meshiakh]

Hey hey Prompto! For what? ヾ(ﾟ０ﾟ*)ノ

[mercurio]

at your shop? there's a kid who's looking to part time
told him i'd check up with you in case you have something to offer
he has a cool name

[meshiakh]

Oh what's his name???
What does he do?

[ Even if Joshua had nothing to offer, he'd probably make something up if he learned about the kid's name... ]

[mercurio]

his name is noah! he's just 16
just wants to find a part-time job
he says he's pretty good at manual labour stuff?