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[meshiakh]

Joshua "JoJo" Josephs

JoJo here! May I help you? Please leave a message after the beepー CRASH! Ah!!! Sorry! Did I surprise you? Um, I'm currently unavailable!! Please leave me a note and I'll get back to you!! Oh nー [cuts off]

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3/4; misfire

[outpunch]

Wtf that's not how it works in Japan
Okay, maybe a little when you piss someone off too much. I did this once

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i'm ded

[meshiakh]

????

Doesn't that make all the older generations gay?

Are humans made to be that way?

2/? whoops

[meshiakh]

Or is this a Japan-only theory? Your Japanese????

3/?

[meshiakh]

Your'e

[meshiakh]

Yehovah

5/5 DONE

[meshiakh]

You're

Sorry

this misfire is out of control already I can't believe [1/?]

[outpunch]

Wait what
what's gay about hanging out and doing stupid things with your friends??
That's sick, man...

[2/2]

[outpunch]

[Then, he actually checks the image and]

STUPID ASS PHONES
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND HOLY SHIT

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[The fact that it wasn't supposed to reach Joshua but somebody else isn't that important now, apparently.]

1/2 LAUGHS

[meshiakh]

EXOTIC JAPAN!! You guys can do stuff like that over there???

2/2

[meshiakh]

So is it true that older generations magically become gay in Japan?

[ How does he draw that conclusion.

Also Joshua's totally ignoring the fact that he's getting messages from a number he doesn't know, they're total buddies in this. ]

misfire, 3/4, before the blackout

[daemonized]

[Here comes part of a message, not intended to end up in Joshua's inbox.]

Your short essay on the example provided was lacking. You were also required to submit an outline prior to the essay, which was not attached in your email. I need description outlining each paragraph, which includes, but is not limited to:

1. The Process
2. Case Preparation
3. Settling Differences, if applicable
4. Trial Process (very important)
5. Closing

Please send this before 2 PM today, else I'm afraid your overall grade may suffer without it.

-Professor Izunia

1/?

[meshiakh]

Im in your clas?s???

[meshiakh]

Wait

[meshiakh]

I subfnitted everhting?? I htink

[meshiakh]

[ 5 mins later... ]

I think you got the wrong number

5/5

[meshiakh]

Wait aren't you Ardyn? Izunia? Ardyn?

[daemonized]

[When he's met with a flurry of confused responses, he's not sure... what student in their right mind would do such a thing, with the exception of one that is on the verge of having a stress-induced breakdown. He supposes it wouldn't be the first time.

But glancing over the texts again, he can't help but ask:]

Did you or did you not submit everything? [It's a joke.]

That's correct. Ardyn Izunia. [He doesn't recognize this number.] Your name?

[meshiakh]

I'm Joshua Josephs!

I ruined your hat the other day!

[ That's... not something he should type with such confidence. ]

Your surname is so unique I can't help remembering it.

I think you got the wrong number!

[ Are you not gonna explain to him what your previous messages all about?! ]

ヽ(￣Д￣ヽ)(/￣Д￣)/

[ Joshua. ]

[outpunch]

Don't you want to learn cool trivia like
we have those crazy toilets.

[A+ deflecting here.]

[meshiakh]

[ Sorry Juzo, man has lived 4 years in Japan. He knows. ]

Oh oh yes, I know about it!
They warm your bums, right? I love them!

So, how about those married ones?
Do they end up divorcing their spouses?

[outpunch]

[He can run but he can hide from Very Important Questions...]

I regret bringing this up.
I truly do. Fuck.

Yeah, they do. It's necessary or something.
Their spouses don't hold it against them, thankfully.
Otherwise there would be lots of murder cases

[MIGHT AS WELL PLAY ALONG AND MAKE UP STUFF.]

[daemonized]

Ah, Mr. Jojo. I do remember you. How could I forget the name of the man who flattened my poor, innocent hat?

You'll have to forgive me. It seems that messages have been wandering off into other people's phones as of late.

[meshiakh]

There is nothing to worry, Ardyn! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Your hat will be back to you, good as new!!!

That's not a problem at all!
The same thing happens to me, I keep getting texts from people I don't know!
Some of my texts go to people I don't know, too...

I hope you can reach your student ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
Essay nowadays looks so tough!!!

[meshiakh]

[ Smart move, Juzo. ]

But why?
You don't like your bums warm?

Oh no! Murder cases?!
But I guess if they're happy, it's okay...
How old are you?

[daemonized]

It is nothing that they shouldn't be able to write, /if/ and only if they bothered to do the reading. It seems to be a common factor these days that such things often fall by the wayside.

Are you a good student, Mr. Jojo? You did mention something about turning in work.