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[meshiakh]

Joshua "JoJo" Josephs

JoJo here! May I help you? Please leave a message after the beepー CRASH! Ah!!! Sorry! Did I surprise you? Um, I'm currently unavailable!! Please leave me a note and I'll get back to you!! Oh nー [cuts off]

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3/4; misfire

[outpunch]

Wtf that's not how it works in Japan
Okay, maybe a little when you piss someone off too much. I did this once

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i'm ded

[meshiakh]

????

Doesn't that make all the older generations gay?

Are humans made to be that way?

2/? whoops

[meshiakh]

Or is this a Japan-only theory? Your Japanese????

3/?

[meshiakh]

Your'e

[meshiakh]

Yehovah

5/5 DONE

[meshiakh]

You're

Sorry

this misfire is out of control already I can't believe [1/?]

[outpunch]

Wait what
what's gay about hanging out and doing stupid things with your friends??
That's sick, man...

[2/2]

[outpunch]

[Then, he actually checks the image and]

STUPID ASS PHONES
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND HOLY SHIT

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[The fact that it wasn't supposed to reach Joshua but somebody else isn't that important now, apparently.]

1/2 LAUGHS

[meshiakh]

EXOTIC JAPAN!! You guys can do stuff like that over there???

2/2

[meshiakh]

So is it true that older generations magically become gay in Japan?

[ How does he draw that conclusion.

Also Joshua's totally ignoring the fact that he's getting messages from a number he doesn't know, they're total buddies in this. ]

[outpunch]

Don't you want to learn cool trivia like
we have those crazy toilets.

[A+ deflecting here.]

[meshiakh]

[ Sorry Juzo, man has lived 4 years in Japan. He knows. ]

Oh oh yes, I know about it!
They warm your bums, right? I love them!

So, how about those married ones?
Do they end up divorcing their spouses?

[outpunch]

[He can run but he can hide from Very Important Questions...]

I regret bringing this up.
I truly do. Fuck.

Yeah, they do. It's necessary or something.
Their spouses don't hold it against them, thankfully.
Otherwise there would be lots of murder cases

[MIGHT AS WELL PLAY ALONG AND MAKE UP STUFF.]

[meshiakh]

[ Smart move, Juzo. ]

But why?
You don't like your bums warm?

Oh no! Murder cases?!
But I guess if they're happy, it's okay...
How old are you?

[outpunch]

[Let it be known that's he's screaming internally only because if he screamed for real, he'd have to explain why.]

I'm not. Answering. This.
Why would you care about my ass?
WAIT WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY!?

I'm old enough to have this conversation and I regret it so much...

[meshiakh]

[ Don't die, Juzo. ]

Because it's nice to have warm ass?
I like it, too! And it makes you want to sit there for hours... (*´ｪ`*)ﾎﾟｯ
My name's Joshua Josephs! You can call me Jojo!

Wait
WHO ARE YOU????
I don't have your number!!
NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

Why do you regret it?
I think it's a very interesting topic!
Cultural exchange, see!

[outpunch]

[Don't ask for the impossible. Should he really tell this guy his own name, though?!]

If this is so nice then why not buy yourself one and sit on it till you're old and shut up about asses. Your own included, obvs.

Uh, Sakakura Juzo. If that's not your real name then I'm gonna find you anyway and make you pay for making me read about your bums.

[meshiakh]

[ Well Joshua tells strangers his father's full name, so... ]

I want one! But they don't sell it here, I've tried asking...
Maybe importing would work? I'm not too sure but my roommate doesn't like me spending too much money.
But he's absolutely right!

Why would I give you someone else's name? I like my name! Plus my parents gave it to me!
Oh? Did I write anything about my bums? I have a mole on my right cheek!

[1/2]

[outpunch]

[The mental image...it's too much. TOO MUCH!!!! And it doesn't help that he hasn't seen that side of Joshua yet.

Really, it doesn't.]

[2/2]

[outpunch]

[Next text comes...a bit later. He needed a break, okay.]

Your roommate's right, don't spend money on useless shit. Also don't talk to strangers.

AND DON'T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR ASS, YOU ASSHOLE

[Just after pressing send, he comes to a terrifying realization that technically they're not strangers anymore...]

[meshiakh]

Oh but how do I become friends with people?
Everyone starts off a stranger!

And I think asshole isn't a good word to use on people, Juzo-kun!

[ Look at him already starting to be a weeb, trying to use suffix and all. ]

You can call me Jojo!

this is terrible, i'm sorry...(ok i'm not but it's still terrible)

[outpunch]

I'm not using it on people, I'm using it on you

[Okay, that might have been a lie.]

Juzo-kun??? Ugh, whatever.
But seriously, "Jojo"? Why not something more badass like, idk...
"ScarJo". Scars are pretty badass ya know

[Not that Joshua strikes him as the badass type. Okay, maybe the ass part is right, but he's not convinced about the bad part.]

i'm sorry too why are we like this

[meshiakh]

Oh my god [ He sneezes as he finished typing that. ]

ScarJo!!!!
Juzo-kun that's really cool!!!!!

You can call me ScarJo, then!!!!
Do you want to be called ScarJuzo???

[ Stop making ass jokes, Juzo... ]

idk but this is so dumb and beautiful

[outpunch]

[When a joke goes too far...is this guy so excited all the time, honestly?! Juzo scratches his head for a good minute after reading that answer.]

Errrrrrrrrr no, I pass
Just Juzo

[You can't make him stop!!]

i will treasure this CR forever

[meshiakh]

No? ScarJuzo sounds really cool though...

So so Juzo! Tell me about you!!
Which part of Japan are you from???

[ Ok yeah well no one's gonna stop you from lovin' the ass... jokes. ]